Wednesday, 1 February 2012

The Big Reveal - Gadget Ketamine (Parental Guidance)

I was a right bloody tease the other day. I informed you that I had procured three new gadgets but only told you what one of them was. I'm evil like that. In fact, I should don a flimsy black cloak and shout 'RARR' at small children (because I know I would win the fight).

Not only that, I told you that I would reveal my gadgets like a drugs crescendo. I have already revealed the first gadget which was 'dope', and now it is time to reveal 'gadget ketamine' (with the finale - 'gadget crack' coming in a seperate post).

Before I continue - about ketamine - apparently if you come from the US or Canada, you are not that familiar with it. Basically it is a horse tranquilliser, but our cheeky-chappy UK teenagers snort it as a past-time because it gives them something 'to do'. And then they lie on the sofa for 7 hours staring at the wall. I should imagine that if ketamine was legal, the parents of teenagers would buy it in bulk. And maybe the parents of toddlers ....... although I am not sure if it is milk soluble.

Anyway, back to gadget ketamine ........................

Pic.No.1 Yesterday I posted this picture of my gadget straight after it had been delivered

Pic.No.2 I opened the package, shaking like shitting dog, and pulled the contents onto the table ..... but what was my new gadget?

Pic.No.3 A bloody iPhone 4S - that's what. WOOF! How much better is that than a microwave? I nearly honked

Pic.No.4 I ripped all the cellophane off and slowly opened the box. It was the equivalent of me becoming a nun and nappy-changing a heavenly cherub but without the wings getting in the way

Pic.No.5 The first thing I noticed was that the iPhone 4S didn't appear to be a third slimmer than my old 3GS iPhone (as per Apple claims), so I decided to investigate. I put them side-by-side and hell yeh, it was true. The curved back and edges of the 3GS were deceptive. They are bloody clever those Apple chaps - at least they were until Jobbsy got planted

Pic.No.6 It was remarkably easy to set-up too. All I had to do was press 'restore back-up' in iTunes, and all the settings and crap from my old phone were transferred to my new one. Huzzar! I quickly checked that 'Scramble' and 'Mahjong' worked, and I was a happy chappy

Pic.No.7 No blog would be complete without me showing you the new iPhone in action ... everybody come and look at me!

Pic.No.8 In case you were wondering what the iPhone 4S looks like in the dark, I have included a picture for you

Pic.No.9 In case you were wondering whether or not a dog can balance an iPhone 4S on it's nose in the dark ...... they can (*)

Now I know that you are probably thinking that I am a bit behind the curve (bullshit-bingo) here, given that the iPhone 4S was released last year. But there was a good reason; I was tied into a contract with my old 3GS phone, and it only ended last December. Hence the delay in me acquiring my new phone.

P.S. So how cold are you this week? And what are you doing to keep warm dahlink - I need tips because my feet are freezing. It's -5 celcius this week. 

* Ok, I have to 'fess up. The iPhone 4S was never balanced on NG's nose. It was a total anomaly picture ....... I was taking photos of NG when I accidentally knocked the phone off the table with my elbow. Bizarrely, the shutter closed at the exact same time the iPhone was in flight (without touching NG). How cool?!!

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