It is my mutt eating cow shit off a mole-hill.
Pic.No.1 Naughty George is a manky bastard
I spent all day fretting, and rueing the fact that my dog likes eating excrement. It's just weird, and I don't think that even Listerine is gonna help with his breath (not that I could make him gargle, mind).
In fact the only thing that cheered me up was a comment from my Canadian pal, Brahm who said .......... "Ours only have access to rabbit shit, which they gobble up like candy."
Dogs are most definitely NOT the kings amongst animals.
Ew. And Tucker would do it too. If I let him. But every time he goes near, I say, "Ew Tucker. That's poo. No-no." And he walks away. LOL
ReplyDeleteOur dogs used to get into the trash to get to the kid's diapers. Jalapeno juice on the trash can solved that problem though. As to your problem the only thing I can suggest for you is to forgo French kissing NG; but you probably haven't been doing that much anyway...
ReplyDeleteWell you said your a crap cook, perhaps he fancied something cold!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf they're not eating in it, they're rolling in it.....dogs are just YUK, I know I've got three, who all eat and roll !
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No way would I swap sides and go for a cat. I had two of the creatures when I lived in Birmingham and they were vile. Kept bringing in dead and alive rats, mice and birds. Freaked me out it did- stick with your three even if they do like rolling and eating!
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I may be a bad cook, but so bad that he would prefer to eat cow shit? That's really bad ..................
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Blimey, I wish my mutt was as well behaved as Tucker! That dog is a keeper ;-)
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Since I haven't eaten breakfast yet, I will NOT get into what 'lovely' Sophie has and will get into whenever possible!!! NG is such a typical a mutt! A good drink of H2O should do it!
ReplyDeleteNo way! They used to eat daipers? That is totally sick. What attracts dogs to eating the shit of other animals? Bizarre!!
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It's horrible isn't it? I can't for the life of me think what attracts them to eating someone else's turds!!
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My dog used to poo in the snow then immediately turn around and eat the steaming pile. I was mortified! Then my friend said, "My little dog will eat the crap from the bigger dog AS IT IS COMING OUT OF ITS BUTT! It's like a Mr. Softee machine!!" After I wretched, it DID make me feel better. At least my dog doesn't do THAT! Dogs are nasty!
ReplyDeleteEating poop is a way of life around my house. That and gnawing on thongs. My dog pooped out a thong and ate it again...which makes it double the pleasure. TOO GROSS!
ReplyDeleteThat is the cherry on the cake - your dog ate a thong, plopped it out and then ate it again? I can't come close to that with my mutt!
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OMG ..... I thought I had heard it all ...... but this takes the biscuit. Your dog eats it's own shit? And also eats shit as it is coming out of another dog? I tell you what, I feel all queasy now. Naughty George looks like a saint!
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OMG...this subject of dogs eating poop and pooping thongs is freaking me out. Tell me it isn't so. How can something as cute and darling as Darling George do such a thing????? I am thinking a bit of Listerine in his water dish is in order. I know people aren't supposed to swallow Listerine (who knows about dogs?) but I suspect the Listerine peple wouldn't endorse swallowing shit either.
ReplyDeleteLOL - that bit about the Listerine people not endorsing the swallowing of shit! I know, the subject is gross isn't it?! Not so much a darling now!
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Oh, he is still totally darling but if I would come for a visit he won't be allowed to lick my face.
ReplyDeleteEwwww yuck - no a dog licking someone's face is wrong even if they haven't been eating cow shit!!
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That is gross, mind he isn't the only one....When we were dog sitting Stanley he quite liked the taste of horse poo and I did see him in the garden once eat a slug.
ReplyDeleteHe ate a slug? Ugh that is just totally rank! And he swallowed it and everything?!
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He did indeedy. And what's more he licked his lips. Uuuurrrggghhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteFilthy blighter!
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Well, at least it's not your child. I mean, your child eating dung, not your dog eating your child. Although that wouldn't be too good either.
ReplyDeleteCrikey Fran. I hadn't looked at it like that. But now I realise how fortunate I am actually am that my dog is eating dung!
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