So today I was thinking to myself, 'look gal, there's only so long that you can sustain a photo-blog that is based on nicking other people's internet images.'
'Good point, well made,' I replied to myself. And at that moment, I decided that I needed to splash out on an emergency gadget.
Pic.No.1. An example of a picture that I nicked. It's from one of my favourite websites: 'I hate my parents.com'
To be honest, it wasn't just need that spurred me on to purchasing a new camera. A couple of days ago, I had been talking to my chum Clare on Skype, and she was waxing lyrical about a new camera that she had just bought, telling me how good all the photos of her mutt were.
I wasn't happy for her. No sirree. I had gadget envy; I am the Gadget Queen for chrissake. I wanted to reach into Skype and snatch it from her, drive a steam roller over it and then set fire to the remaining crumbs (the only flaw in the plan was that I didn't have a steam roller to hand).
"How much did you pay for it?" I asked through clenched teeth.
"About $120," she had replied chirpily.
So yesterday I started searching for a new camera on the internet. It quickly became clear that I did not have the expertise to understand what I was buying. They were all advertising things like 'ISO settings', 'DSLRs', 'shutter speeds', and to top it off 'circular polarising filters'.
WTF? They were either technical terms, or camera geeks speak 'Klingon'.
So I came up with a brainwave: I would join a 'digital camera forum'.
Tentatively, I set up a user account on the website 'Digital Camera Expert' and posted my first thread.......
Title: I'm a bit of a joey when it comes to cameras, please can you help?
My thread: I know nothing about cameras, but I want to buy a compact digital, and it must cost more than $120.01. And I don't want to bother with any fiddly settings. And it must be bounce-proof. And big enough so that my dog can't eat it. And if it has a good zoom function for spying that would be a bonus.
It wasn't long before I got a reply.
Siuye (global moderator): Hi, not sure if you noticed, but this is a professional photographers' forum. We don't rate cameras by 'fiddly settings' or their ability to 'bounce'. Also, we don't review cameras in terms of whether they can be eaten by dogs or not. But if you want to buy a camera for more than $120.01, then I recommend the Canon Powershot S95. You can set it to 'automatic' so that all you have to do is press a button. It also has a 28mm wide angle lens and powerful zoom function, although I can't comment on its effectiveness for spying.
How helpful are those forum guys? I had anticipated that they might be a bit stand-offish...... but I got that wrong...... the Canon Powershot S95 is the puppy then.
Pic.No.2. I nicked this picture of the Canon Powershot S95 off the internet
So, I have just ordered it from Amazon for £299 with a 2-day delivery, and I am awaiting its arrival with bated breath. I am so excited that I could blow chunks.
Pic.No.3. Another picture that I nicked from 'I-hate-my-parents.com'
P.S. I shall let you know post-haste what my new camera is like when I get it.
P.P.S. What is your favourite gadget? And why do I have a feeling that my gadget-buddy, Brahm, is going to out-gadget me?!