Turns out that she had been catching rays and quaffing cocktails by her Florida pool. And then in order to destress, she went and had her nails done again. Workshy wombat. And in case you were wondering who she is, I have included a photograph for you.
Pic.No.1. Clare with a castle on her head
So we skyped each other, and after much hilarity reading the submitted entries to the caption competition, we finally arrived at the final three (but man alive, it was tougher than a Tesco's steak).
Without further ado, let me announce the finalists (in reverse order because it spins out the tension).
Pic.No.2. The caption competition picture
Third place; Bad Penny from the blog 'The Hen House'
"Hurry upstairs sweetie the sperm donation donor is here - the only problem is it doesn't come in a test tube like the clinic said "
Second place; Clare Kirwan from the blog 'Broken Biro'
"Hi honey, you're early! Steve from accounts was just showing me how to do 'spreadsheets'!"
But in first place; Nicki Woo from the blog 'The Home Guru' [drumroll sound]
"Lisa's lesbian lover returns home to find dirty dishes in the sink and a paralyzed stiff legged Lisa doing the nasty with a bloke who couldn't be bothered to take his pants off to get a piece of arse while he pins her arms to the head board and gets ready to take her from behind. . . ."
Congratulations Nicki! You are one sick puppy, and truly deserving of the title 'winner'.
And as promised, I shall do a blog post on you..... watch this space chaps..........!