Caption competition - Grizzly Bear

I am a sucker for comedy animal pictures I am. Especially when like this one, they are God-given 'caption competition' material.

As soon as 'the bear' arrived in my inbox, I realised that if we teamed-up, we could probably go far. So I walked to the mirror to do some self-motivation excercises. I pulled a Zoolander expression, and said to myself; "hey bear, [pausing to check that the position of my eyebrows was right], I like you and I want you to feature in my blog." I knew the bear couldn't hear, but I was psyching myself up with gravitas. The bear was on my imaginery casting couch and I was determined that it was going to do it's stuff. And I think it delivered.... go bear go.........

Pic.No.1. Grizzly Bear Caption Competition

Anyway, here comes your part in the fun. All you have to do is add a comment including your best caption for the photograph above.

I will ask a random independent third party blogger (put on your tin hats and hide behind the parapet!) to judge the captions. And as for the winner, I will feature a full-length interview of them on this blog. Oooh, it's all so exciting!

P.S. Jewell won the last caption competition, and she is a very hard act to follow ....   "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"