After spending days showering in a communal shower block, where the floor was muddy and strewn with leaves, twigs and other people's hair [cue: dry gag. Other people's hair sticking to the underside of your feet is probably the worst feeling in the world apart from using a public toilet and finding the seat still warm from the previous encumbant]; it didn't take much to make my bathroom seem like something out of Burj Al Arab.
I turned the shower on and the water was hot. I looked at the shower basin and it was clean. Man alive, I was in heaven. Living like a bearded goat-sacrificing heathen does wonders for appreciating what you have at home.
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This evening, I will mainly be sifting through the hundreds of photographs that I took whilst
CAPTION COMPETITION: WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE BEST CAPTION FOR THIS PICTURE?
Have fun, and I will be publishing the winner (and their bio) on this blog shortly.
Right, it's back to the photographs for me ....... only 243 more of the suckers to look at.
19 comments:
Dave Askew: "can't believe i'm stuck in this stupid boat when I could be playing with my playstation!"
Her: "I can't believe he forgot the boat motor, but remembered the beer."
Him: "Uurrrp!"
Just saying :)
Ron
I says to 'im, I says, 'You can take that grin off your face, sunshine. You threw the oars over. You're gonna go and fetch 'em.'
Izzy saying Mommie it was not me who farted, Olly thinking yep I have gotr away with it!!!
Sam Pentony said: "If he dosn't stop telling crap jokes and start rowing soon i'll knock his block off. And for the record, the wedding is off!"
Olly: Man this is the good life; two more hours and I'll have caught our supper!
Izzy: Two more hours and you'll be wearing our supper!
I'm off to the chippy, see ya!
"Darn it! I knew I should have brought my blue hat!"
Ok...here's what I've been able to come up with so far! =)
"And today was the first day of Olly's years in the doghouse!"
"I - Am - Not - Amused!"
"I'm thinkin' I could make it look like an accident!"
Welcome back to civilization Annie! =) We missed you! No man could ever fill your shoes! =)
Jewell
How hot is it now where you are kiddo? What was the weather while you were camping?
I admire your zest for the outdoors. I however, am a princess camper as you may have ascertained if you ever read my diatribe about it!
"Oh Yeah, I can get this baby cruisin' up to .75 knots! Eat my wake, suckers!"
I'm constipated, I have to wear a silly pink hat, and Mr Mr over there forgot the oars --- this does not bode well for marriage!
Until I get my Kiss you have 2 options, Swim or row, I got all day.
Until I get my Kiss you have 2 options, Swim or row, I got all day.
Izzy: Ooh, I gotta poop... who should I tell?
Olly: Hee hee, I just pooped... don't tell anyone!
Aww, hell. I am having a right time of trying to judge this. So I have decided that I am going to ask an independent person.
I wish I could compete with all those above comments but all I could do is laugh. Good luck everyone. Looks like Olly is quite content with the arranged marriage but not so much with Izzy! lol How cute.
Donna @ http://mylife-in-stories.blogspot.com
So, I asked Brennig and Sophie Jones to be the judge and their response was:
Thanks for asking us, we're honoured! The jury was unanimous....
"I'm thinkin' I could make it look like an accident!"
Although Bren's unsubmitted submission would have been:
Her: We are not amused
Him: But we are!
So, the winner is Jewell! Go Girl! I will be sending you over a questionnaire so I can publish a bio on you!
Woo!! =) Thanks Brennig, Sophie, and Annie! =) I've never won anything before so this is pretty cool for me! Awesome! =)
Jewell
"Come on baby. We really did run out of gas. Now give me a smooch."
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