Complete randomness

Ugh. I've just realised that Naughty George starts smelling like digestive biscuits when he hasn't been washed for a couple of years. I keep meaning to give him a bath, but I can't face wrestling him like a crocodile, and all his dog hairs clogging up my plughole. 

Even his dog-bed has started smelling. I put my key in the front door today, and the odour hits me; "Jeez George, that's a bit rich." He remained unconcernedly prostrate, just lifting his head slightly to see who had entered the house. I think the bed might need a blow torch.

Pic.No.1 Digestive biscuits

Anyway, on a totally different subject, I have got some really good news for those of you who can't bear to leave your patio behind when you go on holiday.

After witnessing the heartache experienced by homeowners who abondon their patios to go on summer vacation, an inspired inventor has developed a product that will lessen the wrench.

 Pic.No.2. The Portable Patio

Yes, yes, it is true! You can now take your Patio on holiday with you! And before you think I am pulling your leg, this was an actual product advertised in the Betterware catalogue.

Is it me, but what the bloody hell is that all about then? Who in god's name wants to take their patio on holiday? Even accepting the fact that some people prefer to travel with their patios, what do they do with them when they get there? Sit in a camping chair in a superior fashion, pitying those who are patio-less?

Finally, to complete my random blog, I saw this today.

Pic.No.3 Fence

So, I have a challenge for you. Can you 'out-random' me? It can be anything from a bizarre invention, to a weird sign, to an odd happening. Ummmmm, well can you?