Wednesday, 14 April 2010

One of those weeks?

Having spent the last two weeks almost permanently on the phone to Curry's Electricals, listening to the latest excuse as to why I can't have got my new laptop..... I had taken to wincing every time it rang.

This time was no different.... ring ring [wince], ring ring [wince].

I tentatively picked up the handset; "What?" I asked.

"It's me Sam," came the voice. Phew, it was my chum from the village, not one of those inept, unfacile, maladroit Customer disService people from Currys.

"Hi Sam, how are you doing?" I asked.

"Great, I just wondered whether you fancied going out for a drink this evening?"

"Damn right I do! I have had a right old week of it .... I've been trying to deal with Curry's Electricals," I replied.

"Oh your poor thing, that's awful," she said sympathetically.

"Yes it bloody is. But ignore that, do you want to meet at the Talkhouse Inn at 8pm?"

"Sounds like a plan - see you there," she said and hung up.

Pic.No.1. Sam in the Talkhouse

After hooking up at the Talkhouse, I went to the bar and turned to Sam, "what would you like to drink?" I asked.

"A bottle of wine please, and a gin-and-tonic," she answered.

"So you're having one of those weeks too then, I take it?" I said.

"Oh yeh, I am looking at moving house and it is mayhem," she replied (I can't give you details because it is all secret squirrel at the moment).

I turned to the bemused Barman; "Two bottles of wine, and two gin-and-tonics please."

How bad were we? That's what a combination of moving house and Curry's Electricals does to you!

4 comments:

  1. Pished much? Or just tiddly?

    p.s. your friend Sam looks really fit.

    Just saying.

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  2. Oi! I guess the first question is which is the chaser...the wine or the Gin?

    I think a sad irony here is that most customer service people I have run intoseem...to favor the bottle, so you may have at best, arrived at their level...might have been a good time to resolve the laptop issue :)

    You are very funny and I enjoy your writing.

    Be well,
    Ron

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  3. Ha ha Bren - Yep, Sam is rather attractive. I might set her up a fan club!!

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  4. Hi Ron, The wine was the chaser, and very fine it was too. Dammit, I have missed my opportunity to sort out my laptop.

    Thanks for reading and commenting - it is much appreciated, I don't like rattling round in here on my own

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