This time was no different.... ring ring [wince], ring ring [wince].
I tentatively picked up the handset; "What?" I asked.
"It's me Sam," came the voice. Phew, it was my chum from the village, not one of those inept, unfacile, maladroit Customer
"Hi Sam, how are you doing?" I asked.
"Great, I just wondered whether you fancied going out for a drink this evening?"
"Damn right I do! I have had a right old week of it .... I've been trying to deal with Curry's Electricals," I replied.
"Oh your poor thing, that's awful," she said sympathetically.
"Yes it bloody is. But ignore that, do you want to meet at the Talkhouse Inn at 8pm?"
"Sounds like a plan - see you there," she said and hung up.
Pic.No.1. Sam in the Talkhouse
After hooking up at the Talkhouse, I went to the bar and turned to Sam, "what would you like to drink?" I asked.
"A bottle of wine please, and a gin-and-tonic," she answered.
"So you're having one of those weeks too then, I take it?" I said.
"Oh yeh, I am looking at moving house and it is mayhem," she replied (I can't give you details because it is all secret squirrel at the moment).
I turned to the bemused Barman; "Two bottles of wine, and two gin-and-tonics please."
How bad were we? That's what a combination of moving house and Curry's Electricals does to you!

Pished much? Or just tiddly?
ReplyDeletep.s. your friend Sam looks really fit.
Just saying.
Oi! I guess the first question is which is the chaser...the wine or the Gin?
ReplyDeleteI think a sad irony here is that most customer service people I have run intoseem...to favor the bottle, so you may have at best, arrived at their level...might have been a good time to resolve the laptop issue :)
You are very funny and I enjoy your writing.
Be well,
Ron
Ha ha Bren - Yep, Sam is rather attractive. I might set her up a fan club!!
ReplyDeleteHi Ron, The wine was the chaser, and very fine it was too. Dammit, I have missed my opportunity to sort out my laptop.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading and commenting - it is much appreciated, I don't like rattling round in here on my own