Only in America ....

My good friend Clare sent me an email today entitled 'the people of Walmart.' Entrigued, I opened it to find what appeared to be a random collection of photographs......... and then I looked more closely. Bloody unbelievable! These were real photographs taken in Walmart stores and I have included a selection for your perusal.

Pic. No. 1 Way to go Gran'ma

Pic. No. 2 What a catch...... (click here to see a bigger version and appreciate the true horror)

Pic. No. 3. This was entitled 'how does she wipe her ass?'

I tried to think of a more tactful way of labelling the picture above, but couldn't, so I do apologise. So tell me, how on earth does she live life with those monstrosities dangling from her hands? At what point did she wake up thinking, 'you know what Bob [pronounced Baaaab], my life would be so much better if my fingernails were a foot long.' Absolutely. bloody. Unbelievable.

P.S. On a more practical note, how did she get into her purse to pay for her shopping?