You would not believe the conversation

that I just heard between Phil and Juan.........

We were all at the front of the warehouse when a long-wheel-base Mitsubishi Shogun pulled up.

"See that?" Phil said to Juan.

"Yeh," Jaun replied.

"I used to have one of those, except mine was a short-wheel-base one," Phil continued.

"Was it a sawn-off?" asked Juan.

Oh dear. How do I apply to work somewhere else?