Blimey, you lot are a demanding bunch. I have had a "number" of complaints that look like this:
"where are the blogs...I'm wilting away from not having one..."
"look lively, you haven't posted for two days"
"Is your computer done in again? I logged in and there are no new ones"
"i thought u posted every day but i cant see the last 2 days"
Terribly sorry... I don't know if you know, but Phil (my business partner and -unfortunately - brother) has been away since last Friday so I am covering two jobs. Even though his job is really easy compared to mine, it has meant a significant increase in daily workload. For example, I had to delete 243 emails entitled 'increase the size of your penis."
Anyway.... don't you lot have sunbathing to do instead of complaining about my lack of blog?!!