Some of the transcendental doings that have happened previously, include:
Random flock of frogs in my cellar
Dead bloke in my back garden (my favourite)
Aliens trying to beam me up
Weird incident with the necklace (my second favourite)
Me haunting Julie's computer
Well it doesn't stop there. I am telling you, it is like 'Most Haunted' round at my house.
"So what has happened now?" I hear you cry.
Well, it's simple. We have the weird case of the roses. I was given a bunch of beautiful pink roses about a week ago, and I carefully trimmed off the excess foliage and chopped the stems, before putting them into a vase in my living room.
There they sat, emitting a gentle perfume into the room, when I suddenly noticed this:
Pic.No.1. A single dead rose. Da duh dahhhh!
Yep, all the roses were in bloom and intact. Except for one.
I know what you are thinking, because I thought the same thing ...... "surely there was something wrong with the stem?"
WRONG! Following a close examination, I ascertained that there was nothing amiss with the stalk.... nothing at all.
So there is only one logical conclusion...... I have fallen prey to supernatural symbolism. But why the ONE dead rose? That is just pure spooky. After I've finished my pizza, I might ring up the Bishop to have my house exercised before I start projectile vomiting and my head starts spinning on my neck.

Love your writing... you got me reading like 10 posts on your blog-o... decided not to comment on all of them, lest I somehow end up haunting you...
ReplyDeleteLove your writing... you got me reading like 10 posts on your blog-o... decided not to comment on all of them, lest I somehow end up haunting you...
ReplyDeleteThis heavy symbolism belongs in a novel about death in the midst of beauty. I like it.
ReplyDeleteHey Anna! Nice to have you here. Don't worry about haunting me.... I am used to it... what with the roses and all.
ReplyDeleteHi Fran! Blimey, I reckon you are a bit of a literary swot. I would never have come up with a conclusion so profound. Is death an analogy for something, or is it absolute? (actually, I am not sure if I want to hear the answer.. I am quaking in my faux Ugg boots).
ReplyDeleteYup, you've definitely got a green-fingered poltergeist who knows how to spook you out.
ReplyDeleteOr it could just be a dead flower.
It happens.
Ah Masher, your explanation might be quite rational and to the point, but I don't reckon it is a patch on my ghost!
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